Sep 5, 2007

For All GARFIELD Fans ******


Hello, to all those people who have gone through my Blog...

I am a great fan of Garfield- ask my husband
"how lazy i can

be at times".
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For all u great people - a gud human being and a fren has given me this site to read Garfield...which i keep at your disposal...












http://www.marcellosendos.ch/comics/

ENJOY !!!!

Sep 4, 2007

Why write BLOGS @



While reading the morning paper sitting on the - U know where ?? where u get all brainstorming ideas, there was an article on BLOG in "times ascent".










It Was told about what
HR Managers are doing - hiring people after reading their BLOGS. " Corporate Recruiters are surfing blogs to unhearth candidates ,expanding their talent pool and gaining insights that they can't get from resumes and interviews..




I thought " y " not exploit this oppurtunity and post my resume on my BLOG only,,, could be that luck strikes and i get a job...

Just for the Basic information I'm an
extrovert person, i'm very innovative to come up with an idea to write a post on this topic, i'm a post graduate....... " obviously i would like to share credit with my brain who gets such ideas only while
SHITTING.....

Sep 2, 2007

KURSK














The Kursk was an Oscar-class submarine, more than 500 feet long(170meters) and armed with cruise missiles designed to knock out aircraft carrier groups.

On Saturday, August 12, the giant Russian nuclear submarine Kursk -- carrying a crew of 118 -- sank in the icy waters of the Barents Sea after what Russian officials described as a "catastrophe that developed at lightning speed." More than a week later divers opened the rear hatch of the sub but found no survivors.

Saturday August 19

Russian naval chiefs ask the families of the 118 sailors who died in the Kursk to forgive them for not saving their loved ones as they served "the fatherland."

Thursday October 26

A note found on the body of the dead Kursk seaman, Lieutenant-Captain Dmitry Kolesnikov, offers the first definitive evidence that there were survivors after two explosions ripped through the nuclear submarine.



The 24 missiles are each primed with 750 kg of high explosive -- the equivalent of two Hiroshima bombs -- and can alternatively be fitted with nuclear warheads.

The missiles are specifically designed to sink enemy aircraft carriers.

according to the training schedule, the Kursk was to attack the ‘opponent’ firing two practice torpedoes from 11:30 to 18:00 Moscow time.


What triggered off the explosions?
This question has still no clear answer. Russian officials suggest that it could be a collision with a foreign submarine, a mine from the second world war, or an emergency situation in the submarine’s torpedo compartment. Unofficial sources say that the Kursk could be hit by a torpedo-missile launched from the cruiser Peter the Great.

18 torpedoes and tube-launched missiles with conventional warheads were in the torpedo room.

Which of the torpedoes exploded first triggering the more powerful second explosion or whether it was a torpedo at all is still hard to say.




Failed rescue operation

From August 13th to August 14th, from 22:40 and until 01:05, another submersible, AS-32, was sent several times down to the Kursk, but it failed to establish even a visual contact with the submarine.

The Kursk was flooded with water in eight hours after it sank. Water found in the reactor compartment, but the reactors are said to be safely shutdown.

The Kursk submarine, with its two nuclear reactors is now laying at the sea bottom at 108 meters in the Barents Sea.






THESE are the facts of the "Story of KURSK" as it has been told by -CNN, BBC,and by various article on it. But has anyone ever bothered to think about those people who lost their lives in it. or worse still their dependents - parents, wife ,children, brother ,sister. who lost everything with the death of there loved ones...


But why would the government be bothered with that, it's just a news which will be forgotten in a day or so..


"Both the port and starboard sides of the damaged hull of the Oscar II-class submarine are armed with 12 new SS-N-19 Shipwreck missiles which neither U.S. or EU military chiefs have seen"


"There is a lot of excitement surrounding these secrets, and the Russians wouldn't want us to get close to them. This is one of the reasons they have not called for outside help."

It's just a political move for the government- just to preserve a secret they are not worried about saving the life of the crew, who had survived although a few in no. they did not ask for help...

But then why bother just keep a one day Mourning for the deceased and get over with it.....


K-19 THE WIDOW MAKER

















April 8, 1959 : K-19 is hull completed, is ready for christening.Breaking with tradition,a Man instead of a woman is chosen to break the champagne bottle across the back of the sub as it is being launched. Instead of shattering ,the bottle bounces off and lands intact.The superstitious in attendance are convinced it is a BAD OMEN....



K-19 was dubbed the widowmaker long before it put to sea. Dogged by problems of supply, poor workmanship, tight budgets, an unyielding and ill-advised adherence to schedules and other joys of communism, K-19 was Russia’s first nuclear-powered ballistic missile submarine. A big boat.


July-November 1960- K-19's first sea trials are plagued by breakdowns and malfunctions.



Day 18 - DISASTER STRIKES

Water pressure in starboard nuclear reactor's cooling system has dropped to zero.
Without Coolant the temperature in reactor core will rise unchecked.
A Thermal explosion would however, seriously damage or even sink K-19 & scatter a significant amount of Radioactive contamination to the surrounding sea & air.



About 8 men enter compartment6 to jury rig a system for getting water to the reactor. After about an hour, the men finally manage to weld a pipe supplying H2O onto the stub of former air vent value.
Cooling H2O flows into the stricken reactor. As the crew struggles to cool the reactor, deadly radiation is spreading through the sub.



RESCUE -
K-19 - The crew is overjoyed when they spot S-270 on the horizon.The 8 men from compartment 6 , theit faces grotesquely swollen & deformed are evacuated to S-270.
The non-essential crew members climb aboard for total of 79 men evacuated, leaving 60 men aboard K-19.



K-19 IS HEAVILY CONTAMINATED THROUGHOUT.

10 hrs later remaining 60 men are evacuated.
Within days - 8 veterans of K-19's inaugral mission died of radiation poisoning. 14 more died within 2 yrs. Remaining 117 suffered varying degrees of radiation related illness.


K-19 WAS DECOMMISSIONED IN 1991.
It spent it's final years moored to a pier near Murmank before it was finally scrapped in spring 2002.



I've seen the movie made on this sub, starring Harrison Ford.. .it just moves you to tears,how terrifying it must be for the crew at that moment and more so for their family members... To top it all the russian Admiral, stated "that every year many people die in car accidents"..The heroes were'nt given recognition ,they were kept in isolation because of the radiation...



Aug 30, 2007

Marketing terms





MARKETING TERMS

>> > >> > You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
>> > You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
>> > That's Direct Marketing.

>> > >> > You'e at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
>> > One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
>> > "He's very rich. Marry him."
>> > That's Advertising.

>> > >> > You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
>> > You go up to her and get her telephone number.
>> > The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
>> > That's Telemarketing.

>> > >> > You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
>> > You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a
>> > drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,
>> > offer >> > her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry
>> > me?"
>> > That's Public Relations.

>> > >> > You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
>> > She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich.."
>> > That's Brand Recognition.

>> > >> > You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
>> > You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
>> > She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
>> > That's Customer Feedback !!!!!



Don't miss this #####




There is a book called Disorder in the Court. These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Some of these are excellent - Don't miss the last one. -----------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the accident?
A: Gucci sweat-shirt and Reeboks.
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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
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Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?

A: None.

Q: Were there any girls?
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Q How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: By whose death was it terminated?
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Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female? ---------------------------------------------
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. --------------------------------------------
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on
the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him. ---------------------------------------------
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when ! h e woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you? <>
A: My name is Susan.

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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes,
it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere...





Commonly used phrases in office !!!!




Commonly Used Phrases at the Office and... What they really mean!

> 1) For your information, please. (FYI)
> We don't know what to do with this, so please keep it.

> > 2) Noted and returned.
> We don't know what to do with this, so please keep it little while.


> > 3) Review and comment.
> Do the dirty work so that I can forward it.

>
> 4) Action please.
> Get yourself involved for me. Don't worry, I'll claim the credit.

> > 5) For your necessary action.
> It's your headache now.

> > 6) Copy to.
> Here's a share of the headache.

> > 7) For your approval, please.
> Put your neck on the chopping board for me please.


> > 8) Action is being taken.
> Your correspondence is lost and we are still trying to locate it.


> > 9) Your letter is receiving our attention.
> We are still trying to figure out what you want.

> > 10) Please discuss.
> I don't know what the "f***" this is, so please brief me.

> > 11) For your immediate action.
> Do it NOW! Or we'll all get into trouble.

> > 12) Please reply soon.
> Please be efficient. It makes me look inefficient.


> > 13) We are investigating/processing your request with the relevant
> authorities.

> They are causing the delay, not us.

> > 14) Regards.
> Thanks for reading all the bullshit.