Marketing terms

MARKETING TERMS

>> > >> > You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
>> > You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
>> > That's Direct Marketing.

>> > >> > You'e at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
>> > One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
>> > "He's very rich. Marry him."
>> > That's Advertising.

>> > >> > You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
>> > You go up to her and get her telephone number.
>> > The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
>> > That's Telemarketing.

>> > >> > You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
>> > You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a
>> > drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,
>> > offer >> > her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry
>> > me?"
>> > That's Public Relations.

>> > >> > You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
>> > She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich.."
>> > That's Brand Recognition.

>> > >> > You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
>> > You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
>> > She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
>> > That's Customer Feedback !!!!!