Commonly used phrases in office !!!!

Commonly Used Phrases at the Office and... What they really mean!

> 1) For your information, please. (FYI)
> We don't know what to do with this, so please keep it.

> > 2) Noted and returned.
> We don't know what to do with this, so please keep it little while.

> > 3) Review and comment.
> Do the dirty work so that I can forward it.

> > 4) Action please.
> Get yourself involved for me. Don't worry, I'll claim the credit.

> > 5) For your necessary action.
> It's your headache now.

> > 6) Copy to.
> Here's a share of the headache.

> > 7) For your approval, please.
> Put your neck on the chopping board for me please.

> > 8) Action is being taken.
> Your correspondence is lost and we are still trying to locate it.

> > 9) Your letter is receiving our attention.
> We are still trying to figure out what you want.

> > 10) Please discuss.
> I don't know what the "f***" this is, so please brief me.

> > 11) For your immediate action.
> Do it NOW! Or we'll all get into trouble.

> > 12) Please reply soon.
> Please be efficient. It makes me look inefficient.

> > 13) We are investigating/processing your request with the relevant
> authorities.
> They are causing the delay, not us.

> > 14) Regards.
> Thanks for reading all the bullshit.