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I am a great fan of Garfield- ask my husband "how lazy i can

be at times"..
For all u great people - a gud human being and a fren has given me this site to read Garfield...which i keep at your disposal...












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Why write BLOGS @

While reading the morning paper sitting on the - U know where ?? where u get all brainstorming ideas, there was an article on BLOG in "times ascent".

It Was told about what HR Managers are doing - hiring people after reading their BLOGS. " Corporate Recruiters are surfing blogs to unhearth candidates ,expanding their talent pool and gaining insights that they can't get from resumes and interviews..

I thought " y " not exploit this oppurtunity and post my resume on my BLOG only,,, could be that luck strikes and i get a job...

Just for the Basic information I'm an extrovert person, i'm very innovative to come up with an idea to write a post on this topic, i'm a post graduate....... " obviously i would like to share credit with my brain who gets such ideas only while SHITTING.....

KURSK

The Kursk was an Oscar-class submarine, more than 500 feet long(170meters) and armed with cruise missiles designed to knock out aircraft carrier groups.

On Saturday, August 12, the giant Russian nuclear submarine Kursk -- carrying a crew of 118 -- sank in the icy waters of the Barents Sea after what Russian officials described as a "catastrophe that developed at lightning speed." More than a week later divers opened the rear hatch of the sub but found no survivors.

Saturday August 19

Russian naval chiefs ask the families of the 118 sailors who died in the Kursk to forgive them for not saving their loved ones as they served "the fatherland."

Thursday October 26

A note found on the body of the dead Kursk seaman, Lieutenant-Captain Dmitry Kolesnikov, offers the first definitive evidence that there were survivors after two explosions ripped through the nuclear submarine.

The 24 missiles are each primed with 750 kg of high explosive -- the equivalent of two Hiroshima bombs -- and can alternatively be fitted with nuclear warheads.

The missiles are specifically designed to sink enemy aircraft carriers.

according to the training schedule, the Kursk was to attack the ‘opponent’ firing two practice torpedoes from 11:30 to 18:00 Moscow time.

What triggered off the explosions?
This question has still no clear answer. Russian officials suggest that it could be a collision with a foreign submarine, a mine from the second world war, or an emergency situation in the submarine’s torpedo compartment. Unofficial sources say that the Kursk could be hit by a torpedo-missile launched from the cruiser Peter the Great.

18 torpedoes and tube-launched missiles with conventional warheads were in the torpedo room.

Which of the torpedoes exploded first triggering the more powerful second explosion or whether it was a torpedo at all is still hard to say.

Failed rescue operation

From August 13th to August 14th, from 22:40 and until 01:05, another submersible, AS-32, was sent several times down to the Kursk, but it failed to establish even a visual contact with the submarine.

The Kursk was flooded with water in eight hours after it sank. Water found in the reactor compartment, but the reactors are said to be safely shutdown.

The Kursk submarine, with its two nuclear reactors is now laying at the sea bottom at 108 meters in the Barents Sea.






THESE are the facts of the "Story of KURSK" as it has been told by -CNN, BBC,and by various article on it. But has anyone ever bothered to think about those people who lost their lives in it. or worse still their dependents - parents, wife ,children, brother ,sister. who lost everything with the death of there loved ones...

But why would the government be bothered with that, it's just a news which will be forgotten in a day or so..


"Both the port and starboard sides of the damaged hull of the Oscar II-class submarine are armed with 12 new SS-N-19 Shipwreck missiles which neither U.S. or EU military chiefs have seen"

"There is a lot of excitement surrounding these secrets, and the Russians wouldn't want us to get close to them. This is one of the reasons they have not called for outside help."

It's just a political move for the government- just to preserve a secret they are not worried about saving the life of the crew, who had survived although a few in no. they did not ask for help...

But then why bother just keep a one day Mourning for the deceased and get over with it.....

K-19 THE WIDOW MAKER

April 8, 1959 : K-19 is hull completed, is ready for christening.Breaking with tradition,a Man instead of a woman is chosen to break the champagne bottle across the back of the sub as it is being launched. Instead of shattering ,the bottle bounces off and lands intact.The superstitious in attendance are convinced it is a BAD OMEN....



K-19 was dubbed the widowmaker long before it put to sea. Dogged by problems of supply, poor workmanship, tight budgets, an unyielding and ill-advised adherence to schedules and other joys of communism, K-19 was Russia’s first nuclear-powered ballistic missile submarine. A big boat.


July-November 1960- K-19's first sea trials are plagued by breakdowns and malfunctions.



Day 18 - DISASTER STRIKES

Water pressure in starboard nuclear reactor's cooling system has dropped to zero.
Without Coolant the temperature in reactor core will rise unchecked.
A Thermal explosion would however, seriously damage or even sink K-19 & scatter a significant amount of Radioactive contamination to the surrounding sea & air.



About 8 men enter compartment6 to jury rig a system for getting water to the reactor. After about an hour, the men finally manage to weld a pipe supplying H2O onto the stub of former air vent value.
Cooling H2O flows into the stricken reactor. As the crew struggles to cool the reactor, deadly radiation is spreading through the sub.



RESCUE -
K-19 - The crew is overjoyed when they spot S-270 on the horizon.The 8 men from compartment 6 , theit faces grotesquely swollen & deformed are evacuated to S-270.
The non-essential crew members climb aboard for total of 79 men evacuated, leaving 60 men aboard K-19.



K-19 IS HEAVILY CONTAMINATED THROUGHOUT.

10 hrs later remaining 60 men are evacuated.
Within days - 8 veterans of K-19's inaugral mission died of radiation poisoning. 14 more died within 2 yrs. Remaining 117 suffered varying degrees of radiation related illness.


K-19 WAS DECOMMISSIONED IN 1991.
It spent it's final years moored to a pier near Murmank before it was finally scrapped in spring 2002.



I've seen the movie made on this sub, starring Harrison Ford.. .it just moves you to tears,how terrifying it must be for the crew at that moment and more so for their family members... To top it all the russian Admiral, stated "that every year many people die in car accidents"..The heroes were'nt given recognition ,they were kept in isolation because of the radiation...

Marketing terms

MARKETING TERMS

>> > >> > You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
>> > You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
>> > That's Direct Marketing.

>> > >> > You'e at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
>> > One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
>> > "He's very rich. Marry him."
>> > That's Advertising.

>> > >> > You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
>> > You go up to her and get her telephone number.
>> > The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
>> > That's Telemarketing.

>> > >> > You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
>> > You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a
>> > drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,
>> > offer >> > her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry
>> > me?"
>> > That's Public Relations.

>> > >> > You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
>> > She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich.."
>> > That's Brand Recognition.

>> > >> > You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
>> > You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
>> > She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
>> > That's Customer Feedback !!!!!

Don't miss this #####

There is a book called Disorder in the Court. These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Some of these are excellent - Don't miss the last one. -----------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the accident?
A: Gucci sweat-shirt and Reeboks.
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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
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Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
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Q How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: By whose death was it terminated?
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Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female? ---------------------------------------------
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. --------------------------------------------
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him. ---------------------------------------------
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when ! h e woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you? <>
A: My name is Susan.
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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere...

Commonly used phrases in office !!!!

Commonly Used Phrases at the Office and... What they really mean!

> 1) For your information, please. (FYI)
> We don't know what to do with this, so please keep it.

> > 2) Noted and returned.
> We don't know what to do with this, so please keep it little while.

> > 3) Review and comment.
> Do the dirty work so that I can forward it.

> > 4) Action please.
> Get yourself involved for me. Don't worry, I'll claim the credit.

> > 5) For your necessary action.
> It's your headache now.

> > 6) Copy to.
> Here's a share of the headache.

> > 7) For your approval, please.
> Put your neck on the chopping board for me please.

> > 8) Action is being taken.
> Your correspondence is lost and we are still trying to locate it.

> > 9) Your letter is receiving our attention.
> We are still trying to figure out what you want.

> > 10) Please discuss.
> I don't know what the "f***" this is, so please brief me.

> > 11) For your immediate action.
> Do it NOW! Or we'll all get into trouble.

> > 12) Please reply soon.
> Please be efficient. It makes me look inefficient.

> > 13) We are investigating/processing your request with the relevant
> authorities.
> They are causing the delay, not us.

> > 14) Regards.
> Thanks for reading all the bullshit.

HE Vs SHE

>

> How the company views its employees.

> (HE v/s SHE)

>

>

> The family picture is on HIS desk.

> Ah, a solid, responsible family man.

> The family picture is on HER desk.

> Umm, her family will come before her career.

>

>

> HIS desk is cluttered.

> He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.

> HER desk is cluttered.

> She's obviously a disorganized scatterbrain.

>

>

> HE is talking with his co-workers.

> He must be discussing the latest deal.

> SHE is talking with her co-workers.

> She must be gossiping.

>

>

> HE's not at his desk.

> He must be at a meeting.

> SHE's not at her desk.

> She must be in the ladies' room.

>

>

> HE's not in the office.

> He's meeting with customers.

> SHE's not in the office.

> She must be out shopping.

>

>

>

> HE's having lunch with the boss.

> He's on his way up.

> SHE's having lunch with the boss.

> They must be having an affair.

>

>

> The boss criticized HIM.

> He'll improve his performance.

> The boss criticized HER.

> She'll be very upset.

>

>

> HE got an unfair deal.

> Did he get angry?

> SHE got an unfair deal.

> Did she cry?

>

>

> HE's getting married.

> He'll get more settled.

> SHE's getting married.

> She'll get pregnant and leave.

>

>

>

> HE's having a baby.

> He'll need a raise.

> SHE's having a baby.

> She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.

>

>

> HE's going on a business trip.

> It's good for his career.

> SHE's going on a business trip.

> What does her husband say?

>

>

> HE's leaving for a better job.

> He knows how to recognize a good opportunity.

> SHE's leaving for a better job.

> Women are not dependable.

TIME PASS !!!

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?

A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?

A : Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?

A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?

A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )

Q: what is the opposite of Nagpanchmi?

A: Nag did not punch me

**** RAKSHA BANDHAN ****

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Meaning

Raksha Bandhan is all about ‘bond of love and protection’. ‘Raksha’ means protection, ‘bandhan’ means obliged or bind. Thus the Rakhi Festival flourishes the love, care, affection and the sacred feeling of brotherhood.

Rakhi in ancient times -

Karnavati and Humayun When Queen Karnavati of Chittor was threatened by the Sultan of Gujarat, she sent a rakhi to Mughal Emperor Humayun asking for his help. Humayun, who was busy in Bengal at that time, rushed for her rescue, giving full respect to rakhi tradition. But alas, before he could reach Chittor, the state had to face devastation. Queen Karnavati had done jauhar (act of self-immolation).

A Mahabharata Tale Before the battle of Mahabharata, Lord Krishna told Yudhisthir, elder Pandava brother, to perform rakhi ceremony which would act as a shield for him and his army. Draupadi, wife of the Pandavas, tied a thread on Lord Krishna’s wrist, seeking his blessings for her husbands.


Rakhi in modern times-
It's a weapon, even more powerful than the nuclear weapon, which can destroy the male sex completely without even a blink of an eye!!!! This day atleast is safe for the fairer sex to move around freely without the fear of being teased around by all the ADAMS!!

I rem'm an incident which occured around 7-8 yrs back, i n my cousin sis were roaming in a mall and contrary to the custom of EVE TEASING ,we were surprised as to y not even a single guy was teasing us.........on the way bac home we got to know the reason- our brothers were bashing up all those guys who were even looking at us..... Moral of the story is ,if u want to visit ur boyfriend don't do the mistake of taking ur brothers along.... JUST JOKING, actually brothers are our protectors. They may be overly possessive,but we still love them. For all my brothers, LOVE u all and MISS u !!!!!!


This year the Raksha Bandhan is on Tuesday, the 28th of August.
Raksha Bandhan in 2008 is on Saturday, the 16th of August.
Raksha Bandhan in 2009 is on Wednesday, the 5th of August.
Raksha Bandhan in 2010 is on Tuesday, the 24th of August.

## I # ME # MYSELF##

To ARIES - MIRACLES ARE DIME A DOZEN.If you run out HELL make some more!!!!!!
An ARIES girl wants to be a leader in love affair. " I was the first to propose ." Her loyalty in love is gigantic as long as you keep sentiments alive.She must be proud of you to love you. "When she's hurt she turns from fire to ice."
As fiercely possessive as she is of you she will not put up with your possessiveness of her for an instant- Ask my husband how jealous i get.

She does everything vehemently - when she's miserable - u should be miserable. When she's happy - u should be happy

As a wife she'll be quite a handful -
she's a competent enough cook - I'm proud to say so!
She'll keep the house spanking clean, ATLEAST the part that shows - VERY TRUE
She'll sew on buttons,iron shirts too but she won't like it - EXACTLY
YOU"LL rarely find her complaining of illness , but when she's in pain she'll expect tons of sympathy.....I do crib for sympathy

In most cases, letting her handle the bank book would be unwise,but u can try if bank is game - I wonder if my husband has realised this fact coz i'm a true ARIAN, i just can't control the urge to spend- no no no .. not for myself - for the people i love... BUT then i've never understood the meaning of "SAVINGS".

ARIES women are unreasonably temperamental -
Ask my husband how he tolerates me!!!!

ARIES girl will help you find your lost illusions and she'll have fierce faith in all your dreams. YOU don't have??? Borrow from her, she has plenty to spare.


IF you believe in her just as much as she believes in you MIRACLES can happen
WEll both of us believe in each other so hope some miracle happens.
COULD IT BE ANOTHER ARIAN?????????




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*****REASON TO LIVE*****

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Sitting in Cafe Coffee Day, pondering over cold choco coffee shake, The Logo " A LOT CAN HAPPEN OVER COFFEE". THE rain falling on the ground, nostalgic smell that comes when the sky and earth meets , i get carried away.....

Everyone is in a rush to run around,run to acquire money. BUT have you ever wondered what for???????WHAT R U GOING TO DO WITH THIS MONEY MONEY MONEY!!!!!!
CAN U BUY HAPPINESS WITH IT???
CAN U BUY TIME WITH IT??
CAN YOU BRING YOUR LOVED ONE'S BACK WITH IT??
Take out some time for ur spouses, kids pets,going for a small drive, having puchka in roadside corner,drenching in the rain........could turn out to be the happiest moments of ur life. Money can never bring happiness. it can only fulfill the material things that u lust.
ENJOY THE HAPPINESS IN THESE SMALL THINGS WHILE IT LASTS.PEOPLE don't remain forever, they'll be gone before u realize it!!!!

TAKE CARE OF YOUR LOVED ONES
THEY MAY NOT STAY FOREVER.




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DARU SESSION

POPULAR DIALOGUES AFTER DARU SESSION!!!!!

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1.u know i'm not drunk!!!!!
2.Gaddi mai chalaunga.
3.Tu bura Na manni yaar.
4.Tainu ki lagda mainu charh gai!!
5.Jo marji kahi jao, par tu bhai hain apna.
6.Tu dus taan sahi tainu ki chahida, main hune leya k dinna.....
7.Ajj teri gall pakki kara deni aa ohde nal, mainu fone number de ohda....
8.Yaar aaj pii k ohde bahut yaad aagi!!!!

FOODIES

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FOOD LOVERS-must be everywhere.how can anyone dislike food...girls nowadays are all health conscious,don't eat food thinking they'll get fat!!!! Iknow a girl she's just gone to 10th standard and is so figure conscious that she has stopped eating food thinking that every morsel she puts in her mouth might turn into fat cells.coz of this she's suffering frm hormonal problems...she's so thin that u can count her bones, infact i can suggest her as a substitute for skeleton in biology lab..

Guys how can you like such girls,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gone are the days when girls had beautiful curvaceous body.Everybody has become so figure conscious that they've forgotten to enjoy life.Come on u've got just one life to enjoy, how can you ignore the KFC ZINGER CHICKEN BURGER,lip smacking KATHI ROLLS, BUTTER CHICKEN,MISHTI DOI,HYDERABADI BIRYANI,DAL MAKHANI withLACHCHA PARANTHA,LUCKHNOWI KABABS.Every place in INDIA has delicacies to offer.EAT AND LET EAT.!!!!!

WOW seeing all these things i hv started feeling hungry,we eat when were happy or sad or depressed or hungry or without any reason...
You must be thinking that i'm a food maniac,well nooooo that is not the case but i would definitely prefer spending time in isolation with TANDOORI CHICKEN rather than a guy who is obsessed by his looks
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We need to keep a check on the flabs ,which does not indicate that we stop eating,but woud'nt it be SEXY to show off curves at right places.So, to be Sexy,enjoy food,yummmm How about a Burger!!!!!!!!