Aug 30, 2007

HE Vs SHE











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> How the company views its employees.

> (HE v/s SHE)

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> The family picture is on HIS desk.

> Ah, a solid, responsible family man.

> The family picture is on HER desk.

> Umm, her family will come before her career.

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> HIS desk is cluttered.

> He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.

> HER desk is cluttered.

> She's obviously a disorganized scatterbrain.

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> HE is talking with his co-workers.

> He must be discussing the latest deal.

> SHE is talking with her co-workers.

> She must be gossiping.

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> HE's not at his desk.

> He must be at a meeting.

> SHE's not at her desk.

> She must be in the ladies' room.

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> HE's not in the office.

> He's meeting with customers.

> SHE's not in the office.

> She must be out shopping.

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> HE's having lunch with the boss.

> He's on his way up.

> SHE's having lunch with the boss.

> They must be having an affair.

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> The boss criticized HIM.

> He'll improve his performance.

> The boss criticized HER.

> She'll be very upset.

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> HE got an unfair deal.

> Did he get angry?

> SHE got an unfair deal.

> Did she cry?

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> HE's getting married.

> He'll get more settled.

> SHE's getting married.

> She'll get pregnant and leave.

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> HE's having a baby.

> He'll need a raise.

> SHE's having a baby.

> She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.

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> HE's going on a business trip.

> It's good for his career.

> SHE's going on a business trip.

> What does her husband say?

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> HE's leaving for a better job.

> He knows how to recognize a good opportunity.

> SHE's leaving for a better job.

> Women are not dependable.

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